Retro soda energy meets St. Paddy’s style—built on a premium heavyweight muscle tee
Level up your March fits with a women’s muscle tee that blends Irish-luck attitude and throwback soda-shop flair. Cut from substantial 6 oz./yd² 100% cotton and garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel, this American-made tee delivers a confident, athletic silhouette with structured shoulders and a relaxed, boxy fit that looks elevated on and off the street.
Rating: 4.8 out of 5 stars • 27 sold
Why this tee is worth it
- Premium feel that lasts: 6 oz./yd² 100% cotton with 18 singles fabric for durability and a buttery-soft hand.
- Garment-dyed finish: Naturally vintage look, reduced shrinkage, consistent fit wash after wash.
- Modern silhouette: Sleeveless, crew-neck, boxy, and mid-length crop—made to flatter and layer.
- Built to hold shape: Wide rib collar plus taped neck and shoulders keep it crisp wear after wear.
- American-made quality: American Apparel 307GD construction for elevated craftsmanship.
Design vibe
Playful St. Patrick’s Day attitude with a retro soda-shop spirit—perfect for parade hangs, patio sips, and all-weekend plans. Available in easy-to-style faded tones to match your vibe: Black, Army, and Cream.
How to style it
- Street-ready: Faded Army with black cargo pants, chunky sneakers, and a crossbody bag.
- Effortless casual: Faded Cream tucked into high-waisted jeans with a denim jacket and gold hoops.
- Sporty chic: Faded Black over biker shorts, white crew socks, and platform trainers.
- Layered look: Throw on an oversized flannel or leather jacket; add a green cap for St. Paddy’s flair.
Great gifting moments
- For the friend who lives for St. Patrick’s Day festivities and fun graphic tees.
- For the soda lover who appreciates a nostalgic, cheeky twist.
- March birthdays, Galentine’s swaps, or a just-because surprise before the parade.
Fit, sizes, and care
Relaxed, boxy fit with a mid-length crop. Structured shoulders for a clean, athletic line. Choose your usual size for a relaxed look or size up for extra drape.
- S: Body Length 20 in, Chest Width 21 in
- M: Body Length 21 in, Chest Width 22 in
- L: Body Length 22 in, Chest Width 23 in
- XL: Body Length 23 in, Chest Width 24.5 in
- 2XL: Body Length 24 in, Chest Width 26 in
Care: Wash cold, inside out; no bleach; hang dry for best results.
The bottom line
Bold, effortless, and built to last—this St. Patrick’s Day-ready heavyweight muscle tee nails the vintage look, keeps its shape, and pairs with everything from leggings to wide-leg denim.
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