Meet your new St. Patrick’s Day staple
Bold, effortless, and built to last—the Women’s Heavyweight Funny St. Patrick’s Day Retro Goose Muscle Tee delivers vintage character with modern structure. Cut from substantial 6 oz./yd² 100% cotton and garment-dyed for a naturally lived-in look, this sleeveless, boxy silhouette flatters with structured shoulders and a wide rib collar that keeps its shape wear after wear. Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars with 27 sold.
Why you’ll love this design
- Playful retro goose graphic: A cheeky St. Paddy’s nod that reads festive without trying too hard.
- Heavyweight, breathable comfort: Premium 6 oz./yd², 18-singles cotton for substance and softness.
- Garment-dyed finish: Vintage fade with minimized shrinkage and consistent fit.
- Modern, relaxed boxy fit: Mid-length crop pairs perfectly with high-waisted bottoms.
- Structured shoulders + wide rib collar: Holds form and elevates a casual essential.
- Made in USA quality: American Apparel 307GD construction with taped neck and shoulders.
Easy styling ideas
- Parade-ready: High-waisted denim, chunky sneakers, green cap, and layered necklaces.
- Streetwear edge: Oversized blazer, wide-leg trousers, and sleek sunglasses.
- Workout-to-brunch: Bike shorts, crew socks, crossbody bag, and a denim jacket.
- Night out: Faux-leather pants, heeled boots, and gold hoops for a polished finish.
- Layered look: Throw over a fitted long-sleeve tee when temps drop.
Great for gifting
- Friends hosting St. Patrick’s Day parties
- Retro graphic lovers and trendsetters
- Gym-goers who live in muscle tees
- Minimalists building a timeless capsule wardrobe
- Fans of American-made quality
Fit & sizing
Relaxed, boxy silhouette with a mid-length crop that sits at or slightly above the hip. If you’re between sizes, size up for extra drape.
- S: Body Length 20 in; Chest Width 21 in
- M: Body Length 21 in; Chest Width 22 in
- L: Body Length 22 in; Chest Width 23 in
- XL: Body Length 23 in; Chest Width 24.5 in
- 2XL: Body Length 24 in; Chest Width 26 in
Fabric & care
- 6 oz./yd² 100% cotton, 18-singles
- Garment-dyed for softness and reduced shrinkage
- Wide rib collar; taped neck and shoulders
- Care: Wash cold, inside out; no bleach; hang dry for best results
Colors & details
Available in Faded Army, Faded Cream, and Faded Navy—each with a naturally faded, vintage vibe that pairs with everything.
Ready to wear on repeat
A statement basic with substance: ultra-soft yet sturdy, flattering yet effortless, festive yet wearable year-round. Click Buy Now to grab your Women’s Heavyweight Retro Goose Muscle Tee in time for St. Patrick’s Day.
