Meet the holiday tee that winks at your favorite action movie
Bring the laughs to every party with the "Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho" Classic Tee. Printed on the Gildan 5000 (5.3 oz heavy cotton), it delivers that substantial, non-see-through feel shoppers love—plus a clean, bold graphic that pops in photos and IRL. Customer-loved at 4.8/5 stars with 26 sold.
Why you'll love it
- Thick 5.3 oz heavy cotton for a sturdy, premium hand feel
- Unisex fit S–5XL with a ribbed crewneck that holds shape
- Double-stitched seams built for repeated holiday rewatches and rewears
- Non-see-through fabric—great for layering or wearing solo
- Designed for crisp, long-lasting prints (screen or DTG)
Style it for the season
- Casual: jeans, sneakers, and a beanie for tree-shopping runs
- Layered: throw under a flannel, cardigan, or puffer vest
- Dress it up: tuck into dark denim with a blazer and boots
- Oversized streetwear: size up and pair with joggers or cargos
- Party-ready: knot at the waist with a sequin skirt for festive flair
Gift it and get instant laughs
- White Elephant and Secret Santa exchanges
- Office parties and holiday happy hours
- Movie-marathon nights with fellow action fans
- Stocking stuffer for the hero of your friend group
Size & fit (cm)
Length x Chest
- S: 70 x 46
- M: 72 x 51
- L: 74 x 56
- XL: 76 x 61
- 2XL: 78 x 66
- 3XL: 82 x 71
- 4XL: 86 x 76
- 5XL: 90 x 81
Tip: For a roomier, streetwear look, go one size up.
Care
Wash cold, inside out. No bleach. Hang dry for best results.
Why this design is worth it
- Instant conversation starter with a cheeky holiday twist
- Built on the dependable Gildan 5000—comfortable, long-lasting, and print-ready
- Inclusive sizing and easy styling from couch marathons to cocktail hours
Ready to claim the funniest shirt at the party? Click Buy Now and secure your size before it sells out.
Featured products
Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Gildan 5000 Classic Tee, Heavy Cotton Unisex Shirt, Funny Christmas Gift for Action Movie Fans, Holiday Outfit
25.4129.89
Buy now